Saturday, 9 August 2014

♂ Boys are Better than Girls! ♂ (case 2)

Let's look at some reasons why boys are better than girls!
  • Self-Awareness. Boys are simply more self aware than girls are. Boys know that once they have got out of bed in the morning, that is pretty much as good as they are going to look for the rest of the day. A quick wash and brush up, maybe a shave (according to personal and religious preferences) and that is it.They don’t spend time applying many different layers of make-up, or agonising over what to wear that day.
  •   Lower Expectations. Everyone knows boys am going to show up to any given event looking like the have been dragged through a hedge backwards. They've been perfecting the look for years and I know that there is as much point trying to get me to look smart as there is in giving Pompeii a quick dusting. If you don’t spend your life trying to look as if you have just strolled in off the pages of a fashion magazine then no-one expects you to look like that.
  •  They aren't as gullible as girls
  • They don't try to impress girls - well they don't make it obvious, anyway!

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