So, the website is called www.santabot.com
Lets Start!
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is D
Santa: :-) ...
You: I need to interview you, okay?
Santa: What kind of questions will you ask?
You: Just to get this straight - are you the real Santa talking to me right now?
Santa: At this moment Why do you want this straight - are you the real Santa talking to me?
You: I want to tell all my viewers on my blog that I talked to you
Santa: Why do you want to do tell all my viewers on my blog that I talked to you so much?
You: So they can believe in you.
Santa: Hmm. Who does "they" refer to?
You: My blog viewers
Santa: The anonymous "they".
You: Where do you live?
Santa: North Pole is my home.
You: Do you have a wife?
Santa: Yes, I am married to Mrs. Clause
You: Does she help deliver presents?
Santa: I may know the answer but I don't think I should tell.
You: What's your favourite food?
Santa: I require only cookies.
You: How old are you?
Santa: I was born many many years ago, but I just got connected to the Internet this year.
You: Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Santa: Do you mean "clones?"
Guess what I want for Christmas
Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
You: Some people don't believe in you - what do you say to that?
Santa: Who?
You: There are boys in my class who says that Santa is your mum and dad
Santa: Where are they?
You: In their houses
Santa: Tell me a little about why you are in their houses.
You: I'm not in their houses!
Santa: Oh, I'm so sorry!
You: Do you give presents to everyone
Santa: No I do not do that.
You: Why do you not do that?
Santa: Don't you know? Yeah I do a lot of that that.
You: Who's on your good and bad list?
Santa: George Washington.
You: Do you know Miley Cyrus?
Santa: I don't know if I know Miley Cyrus. Where would I have heard about it?
You: She's a very bad girl!
Santa: Ah, yes! She's on my naughty list!
You: Oh, dear! And do you give everyone what they want?
Santa: If they've been bad - then no!
You: How do you know if someones being Naughty or Nice
Santa: Me and the Robin Red Breast family are really close! They work as my spies and hide in the trees watching your every move! And they come back and tell me!
You: And, final question - What do you have to do to be a good girl or boy?
Santa: There's alot you can do. Simply tidying your room and being nice to your parents is a big help
You: Thank you for your time, Santa!
Santa: Merry Christmas to all the Boys & Girls out there! Hopefully, you've all been good Girls & Boys and you'll all get gifts!
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